People have left many things behind when they come to buy eggs. They've left egg cartons and money in the envelope, of course, but also sippy cups, shopping receipts, toys, etc.
Today someone left behind their child.
P.S. We were home, child was playing with the chickens, all was well.
P.S.S. Can it get any crazier than that?
P.S.S.S. Don't answer that please. I don't wanna know.